Desecration

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DM's Tip: If you going to break into a sacred temple, best convince the paladin beforehand that it's a good idea.

to go

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DM's Note: Chaotic Neutrals have all the fun.

Rocky

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DM's Note: This doesn't show our age, does it?

New Characters

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DM's Note: The last line could have been the following:
"Name's Rosario"
"Hey short stuff. Wanna take a ride?"
"Ya'll wanna wrestle?"
*HICK!*

Short

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DM's Note: Every time someone fails a constitution check and starts puking, all my players start up a chorus of retching noises.

Lavander

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DM Tip: Unsafe sex may lead to certain side effects.

Concussion

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DM's Note: If it's at all in question, yes, that's EXACTLY how those events proceeded.
Tip: Having had several concussions before, food is not necessarily the best way to go about treating one.