DM's Note: So many bad, bad rolls, right down to Cade's bad treasure rolls. ^_^
DM's Note: Heh, yeah. I got nothing. True story. One drink.
DM's Note: Critical fail followed by critical hit = the bad.
DM's Note: be careful what or whom you're swearing to. You never known who may be listening...
(bad luck for Lia ~ she only had a 5% chance of actually getting her deity)
Tip: Don't try to fool your deity into thinking your shortcomings are actually your weapon's fault. Not the best of plans.